♔ s t e p h i e s o s e x y ♔

"bonobo males have been documented

soliciting sex, with an offering of sugar cane."

The Museum of Sex.

i have been feening to visit this place for the last 3 years. and finally, after years of procrastinating, i got my butt up and went. and i was completely blown away. ;). like i've said before... museums and exhibitions are very happy places for me. and when you add sexuality, erotics, knowledge, lust, and aphrodisiacs to the mix, it's the perfect concoction!! the museum had two temporary exhibitions (apart from their regular, permanent exhibitions). the temp. exhibitions were ACTION: Sex and the moving image... and "The sex lives of ANIMALS". fucking fantastic. literally.

ACTION: Sex and the Moving Image, was a showcase of the pornography from early 1900's to present time. three roomfuls, taking you from black and white 'silent film' porn to ancient sex toys... from vintage porn stars, to todays dominatrixes.

there was also a condom exhibition. showcasing the earliest forms of condoms, and condom inspired artwork/ sculptures. also showcasing different forms of protection throughout history.

but my absolute favorite exhibition was The Sex Lives of ANIMALS. thanks to this exhibition, i now look at animals and their sex lives... in a WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE.... ohhh maaan!!! animals have absolutely no shame in their fucking game. literally.

the museum also has an aphrodisiac cafe appropriately named "Oral Fix". could this place GET any better?!?!? a cozy, inviting cafe, located in the lower level of the museum. serving "potions" that stimulate sexual libido, potency, lust, and attraction. apart from potions, they also offer pastries, snacks, regular drinks, and "make your own potion" drinks... all stimulating sexuality. i of course, HAD TO have a taste...!

this place was fucking superb. literally ;) if you live in NYC... or will be visiting NYC...

this place is a must. i am definitely going again soon.

i took a billion pictures... keeping my viewers in mind <3...

so hold on to your undies and check em out...!!

WARNING:

18+ after the cut...!!!

NOT safe for work...!!!

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ACTION: Sex and the Moving Image

dimly lit rooms with a number of projectors playing a timeline of pornography.

hmmmmmmm......

these little guys are hand crafted robotic sex characters....

each one handmade by artist mike sullivan.

video of the artist demonstrating how they... work ;)

bad girls!

kinky oldies!!

VINTAGE TOYS!!!!!
i cannot imagine these bizarre contraptions resulting in an orgasm.
they remind me of the movie hostel :(

hah old school!!

abortion tools from the early 1900s

more tools... hella creepy.

K HARING!!!

vintage porn finds!!!

okay!!
getting it in.
hella vintage!

idk about you...

but i never imagined the 1900's being this crazy!!!

beautiful!!!

pinup <3

pinup fellas yummmm <3

gorgeous ladies!

beautiful pinup beauties!

old school porn mags.

flawless.

why ladies take so long getting ready lol

modern photography...

:) :) :) :) :)

messages

whoaaa

um ma'am..?

penis pump and boob pump lol

vintage fetish pornography...
two girls as stallions lol

lets play dress-up!!!!!!

NEED these in a size 6.5

yes, i touched gently.

people own/love these.

BLEW MY MIND.

need this asap.
the artwork of course ;)

ughhh PHENOMENAL

CONDOMS!

tron cock.

a collection of used condoms.
charming.

grater pleasure.
smfh.
sorry, i actually like my vaginal walls.

cute.

kinky old school mofos

vintage condoms!!

more vintage protection!

early condoms... sheepskin -___-
cheapskin.

i'm good.
you can keep that.

who would actually wear this?
better yet, who would want to be penetrated with this?!!!

king kondom lol i want!!

EARLY CONDOM DISPENSERS!!

VINTAGE CONDOM DISPENSER!
i want!!

pandoras box LOL

modern condoms
lol mccain condoms

fellas, your lady LOVES marc jacobs ;)

swarovski condoms!!
oh you fancy huh!!!

why, hello0o0o magnum ;) <3

condoms aka...

this looks fun,
right fellas??!!

avoid these bad boys!!!

lovely!

i want this in my bathroom.

milk crate
love love love!!

hah superb!!

word.

i want this above my bedpost.

<3333333333333333333333333333

talent

understatement.

dope!!!

hahahahahhahahhaha

chick condoms!

The Sex lives of Animals.

oh man!
monkey gigolos!!!!!!!

male monkey whores!

say word!

manatee cock..?
still cute!

gametes roll deep.

the ASEXUAL bonnethead shark.
my inspiration.

YES ANIMALS INVOLVE IN HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY!!!!

YES LIONS LOVE IT IN THE ASS!

love!!!

pandas get down too..
freaks!!!

homosexual necrophilia duck!!!!!!!!!!!

ducks have no shame!!!

foreplay!!

two female primates...

engaging in "G-G rubbing"
wild!!

say word!

ayooo!!!!
chicks getting rammed on the D train!!!

snake cock.
wtf.

animal genitals!!!!!!
hope you're not eating right now.

penis errrr werrr.

elephants are hella HUNG!!!!

so fucking cute!!!

literally.

bedbug penis!!!!!!!!!!!! gross.

hahahahahah homeboys mad 24/7
with his blue balls.

whoever engages in beastiality with a horse/zebra is a fucking beast.

that shit is the size of a bat.

animals like to cuddle!!!!!!

overly cute!!!

oral in mid-flight?!!!!
humans should bow their head in shame!

hahhahah

toooooo cute!

they just like to lay on top of each other.

dude gets no chicks smh.

ORGIES!

I <3 these fun facts!!!

masturbation!!!

RAWR!!

do it yourself!

hysterically disturbing.

tranny animals!!!

whoa!

sex and swim!

I NEED

THESE BOOKS!

no fucking way.

yes fucking way.

sorry fellas

what do you even DO with those?!!!?
other than sit pretty or double slap someone.

aphrodisiac cafe
ORAL FIX!

yesyesyes

<333

wonderful lengthy research!

cozy <3

menu!

love ingredients!

i got the persephone potion for productivity and passion...
and the chocolate lava cake for stimulation and euphoria.

and dude......
these things really fucking work.
whoa.

that's all i can say right now =X